miss-malaphor:

scienceshenanigans:

jtotheizzoe:

murtauge-13:

swordwall:

spooky-son-of-rome:

carpebutts:

whisperwhisk:

seananmcguire:

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Astrophysics : Could taste like space or rocket fuel….best not

Quantum Physics : You can lick it while not licking it at the same time

Science is tasty but please do not actually taste it

Geology: Please lick this rock

Scientology: Licking costs $1000